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[patineuse]

RUBY OBERHOLTZER

QUESTIONS, PLOTTING, ETC.
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EMAIL TO TALK PRIVATELY ♥

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[quickbuck]

ruuuuuuuuuuuuby

[patineuse]

oh my goddddddd :(

ok im unlocking my app because trying to get history under 1700 words is killing me LMFAO HOISTED BY OWN PETARD

[novelling]

BREVITY SUXX but i'm very excited about this :o

[bitterlysweet]

I'm so happy.

[patineuse]

we need to decide on a date for the lake to freeze solid C:

[quickbuck]

i've only seen the second episode of dead of summer and i'm confused

[patineuse]

OH BOY

the woods are haunted by a serial killer. small-town satanists wearing weird masks want to summon a hell demon. all the characters attended this camp like ~10 years ago and now they've all returned as camp counsellors because summer camp was literally the Best Time of Their Lives but instead? they're gonna get fuckin murdered

[addytives]

Psst I wonder every day why anyone listens to half the weird shit that comes out of Jade’s mouth so Ruby has a v valid point and I adore her ♥

[patineuse]

OMG NO I LOVE JADE SO MUCH SHE IS MY FAVOURITE DEATH SEEKER GIRL 8((((

it does crack me up though to imagine jade entertaining the 40 Best Friends with talk of murdering people and in the background ruby is making these "IS ANYONE FUCKING LISTENING TO THIS" faces

[longcons]

ruby straight up lured cash into complacency and then struck him from the other sid e wtf how she do that

[patineuse]

art of war, bitch

ruby is completely on cash's side but unfort she's best friends with an idiot

[longcons]

god grant me the confidence of a girl who gets 12 unsigned chocolate roses and is still able to say "Kind of sad no one tried to mess with me through Candygrams."

[patineuse]

she literally just thinks someone out there really appreciated 7 minutes in heaven

the list is too long, it's not worth narrowing down

[heresie]

cam and i are watching the part of p5 where you hire a sexy maid and he's losin it

[patineuse]

SDKJHFKJDHFJKH

P5: the kamoshida arc demonstrates that objectifying women is disgusting
P5: let's have our teen heroes hire a sexy maid who is also your homeroom teacher whom you can kiss

[cupquake]

this is not mastered whatsoever & im so sorry

BUT it's a ruby/madison song from the dance~

[patineuse]

omgggggggggggggg kay

i am so drunk rn and im going to listne to this again in the morning but i LOVE TRHIS?????????????

[electable]

sorry about this

[patineuse]

danny notoriano is a bad lesbian

[destructobot]

hiii are you into ruby + madison as roomies for the ilvermorny trip maybe?? >:)

[patineuse]

Yes!!!! I'd love that c:

[cupquake]

the struggles of madison ives

[patineuse]

omg mads my perfect girl ;o;

Ruby definitely doesn't have a prom date!!!! At worst, she's probably threatened not to go to prom buuut she's full of hot air 8( ruby would never pass up the opportunity to show up in a fancy outfit

[destructobot]

gb endgame cheerleaders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ

[patineuse]

omggggggg i love thiiiis

i'm a little sad we never got to play them during endgame but a lot of stuff was happening sdkjfh